I know who Stephen Colbert is. I haven't seen much of his show, but I LOLed hard when I audiobooked his book I Am America (And So Can You!) even if I am not American (and so I can't). I will not try to be a poser and declare my undying love for him, but I like him. I like him when he got Steve Carell piss drunk just to show the evils of drinking. I like him because, oh wait, those are the only things I remember about Stephen Colbert. But if there is one thing I'd like to add to my list of Why I like Stephen Colbert, it's got to be him taking this crummy job.
"Most important, I sent NEWSWEEK's reporters to find out whatever happened to Iraq. Unfortunately, this meant cutting the cover story they had planned: "Hey, Have You Heard About This Thing Called 'Twitter?' "